I’m sitting on the couch folding laundry. Moppet walks up and sees her blankie folded.

“Mommy, you washed my doggy blanket!”

“Yes, it’s all washed and dried.”

[pause]

“Don’t DO that!”

[!?!!??]

“But now it’s all clean and warm and it smells good.”

[She smells it.]

“Yuck.”

😂