How to make waffles 

  1. Strap on the crying velcro-baby. Because she’s still unhappy, have an older brother make faces at her.
  2. Make waffles using your best “long arms” technique so as to avoid a trip to the pediatric burn unit.
  3. Untangle the syrup-coated fork from the 3-year-old’s hair.

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