…trust the advertising.
Unbelievably, this next one is a legitimate advertisement. “So do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.”
You may not be able to read the finer print on this next one: “Mother knows Munchmallows are crammed with wholesome, energy-giving sugar. So it’s ok by her when they eat them by the fistful.”
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