…trust the advertising.
Unbelievably, this next one is a legitimate advertisement. “So do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.”
You may not be able to read the finer print on this next one: “Mother knows Munchmallows are crammed with wholesome, energy-giving sugar. So it’s ok by her when they eat them by the fistful.”
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Well my grocery list just got altered! Coke for Milo, beer for me, smokes for Mike and the rest I'll have to purchase on a back alley somewhere! After all, I want Milo to be smooth sailing through those awkward pre-teen years haha!
While you're out, see if you can pick up some of those “cigares” for Rebecca for her hay fever. (:
Ha! I think I'll try those cocaine teeth drops on my kids. Maybe then we'll get more than 2 hours sleep out of any one of them at any given time. 🙂
Juliana, they also advertised “Infants' Soothing Syrup”. I think it had morphine in it.
I've been on a documentary kick recently and this goes along with so much of what I've been watching. Yikes!
Well- I'll put more sugar in my tea! 😉