You hear a cry from the other room:
“Mommy! I see a bug!!”
a) Scream loudly and run for the hills.
b) Capture the bug in a bug house, study the antennae with a magnifying glass, point out the difference between spiders and insects and look it up in your Guide to Insects to see what it eats while the children decide which prominent scientist to name it after.
c) Run for the bug spray and a flyswatter.
d) Say automatically while unloading the dishwasher, “Don’t eat it.”
I’ll let you guess which one I am.